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With the Biebs already touching down in Cape Town and already gracing Joburgers with his presence; we have decided to join the fan girl movement and list all the things we’d do if Justin Bieber was our significant other…

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1. We’d travel the world

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2. Get in petty fights with him so he can lavish us with “forgiveness” gifts

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3. Sing to me ALL the time. If not, then Friday evenings after work would be sufficient

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4. Get matching tattoos

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5. We’d cook some South African dishes for him 🙂

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6. Take long strolls in Khayelitsha 7. Give him massages 8. As a hobby we’d make African jewellery 9. Give birth to our cute Simba like in the Lion King 10. Join the Fees Must Fall movement and compose a song out of it 11. We will force him to always wear matching T-shirts. You know to keep away the…others.

#BeHumbleJB 😉 12. Kindly request him to give us a shout out at the end of every love song he sings (non negotiable)

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13. Whenever we go to the mall, I’d use him to get freebies 

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14. We would request for the ultimate, perfect closet

15. Always be the plus one to every event, emphasize on EVERY

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Love note to the Biebs: Dear Biebs, if grant all of our wishes stipulated above like you promised in “If I was your boyfriend,” we will love you forever.