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Feisty millennial, Ziyanda Mgwili writes unapologetically…

“We are often warned about using scented products on our private areas because it might “dilute” the good bacteria and upset your pH Balance. I am aware of this and I am very cautious when it comes to my camel toe, except this one time.

Imagine you are visiting your handsome man and you are experiencing back pains so like the gentleman he is, he offers to rub that painful spot using DEEP HEAT but forgets to wash his hands and the next thing you know you are all up in each other’s face kissing and foreplaying and his fingers ends up in your goodies. Yep, that’s right.

This happened to me just over a year ago. This is a guy who gave me the best sex ever but after that night, I was not so sure about it.

I felt like I had just been stabbed by a white walker, trying to fight the transformation from human to blue eyed skeleton…

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…I had the same look John Snow had when he was being stabbed by the Nights watch, and his endless apologies were not making things any better.

It was the worst experience of my life, my private parts were up in flames with that deep heated foreplay I had just had with methyl nicotine as a “lube” I guess. I knew right there and then those Durban men will not only offer you hot food but they also have “hot” sex in store for you.

I quickly ran and took a “shower’, it was the first thing that came to my mind.

I stayed in there for a good 15 minutes nursing myself, wondering if I will ever be able to have sex again.

The thought scared me, so I quickly got out, wiped myself and thought I could chalk that up to be my last sexual encounter.

Luckily for me, it was only the beginning. I was fine and I am still enjoying sex in all forms.

Burnt once, twice shy.”

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[The opinions expressed in this article are the author’s own and do not necessarily reflect the view of TYI]

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